Cool WhatsApp status 2018

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In the world of WhatsApp, everybody wants to have a cool WhatsApp status to fascinate the readers. Fortunately, we have a Wholesome collection of updated WhatsApp status that can impress the readers at a single shot.

We have added number of unique and entertaining status so that you create a positive impression at once. WhatsApp status is highly important to convey others about your activeness on social media platform. Most of the people who do not change their WhatsApp status for a long time fail to get the audience attention.

cool WhatsApp status

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WhatsApp Status List

Even if you are a business firm farmer having a cool WhatsApp status displays your sense of humor. You can check out a whole collection of English and Hindi WhatsApp status that you can copy and paste on your status bar.

As already mentioned, WhatsApp status is important in impacting your audience. It influences not only customers but also friends and relatives by conveying about your positive attitude.

So let us know about some of the best WhatsApp status for FB and WhatsApp –

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Cool WhatsApp status In Hindi

उस ‪पगली‬ ki नफरत तो ‪‎Dekhο‬,
‪मुझ‬ se ‪‎Bewafai‬ करने के ‪Baad_Bhi‬
अपनी ‪‎friend‬ से kehti हेZara Μere ‪‎hero_ki_Profile_देख_‬पागल_hο_Jaygi‬ .

दुआ करता हूँ खुदा से की आपकी
जिंदगी में कोई गम न हो 💞
नये साल 2018 पर मिले हज़ारो
खुशियां चाहे उनमे शामिल हम न हों

  चर्चाए ख़ास  हो तो किस्से  भी जरुर होते है,
उँगलियाँ  भी उनपर ही उठती है जो मशहूर  होते है !!

शौक नही हैं मुझे #मशहुरहोनेका
पर куα करु…
लोग#Personality देखते ही पहचान
जाते_है..
वो देख भाई.. आ रहा है

कभी कभी सोचकर बहुत हँसी आती है,,,,
अगर मेकअप नही होता तो लड़कियों का क्या होता….

मुझे लोगो ने पूछा तू हमेशा ऑनलाइन रहता है तू कभी
सोता  है कि नही
मेने हस  कर कहा
जिनके सपने टूट जाते है उन्हें नींद कहा आती है…

अब ना तेरे #msg की ख़ुशी और ना ही तेरे #reply का गम….तेरा #Attitude तू ही रख…#पगली अब #Friends के साथ #busy हैं हम…!!

सुनो ये दिल भी बड़ी #बेबस_चीज़ है.!
देखता_सबको है.!!
पर #ढूँढता #सिर्फ_तुझी को है..!!

वाट्सअप भी मुर्गीयों के
घोंस्ले जैसे ही है
बार बार खोल के
देखना पड़ता है कि किसी नेअंडा तो नही दीया

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WhatsApp Status List in English

“Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.”

I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

Time is precious waste it wisely.

IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.

He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money.. Cool Status

I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?

YU CAN’T BURN ME.

I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..

I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.

Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.

Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.

The best dreams happen when eyes are opend,,

In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!

After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(Whtsap,Fb,Twitr)

#People with status don’t need status.. #

I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!

When i was born..DEVIL said..”Oh Shit..!!!! Competition

I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.

We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me,,

The only way to do great work is to love what u do.

Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.

Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.

Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.

When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”

I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!

Save water & drink beer…cool..

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman..!!

Train your mind to see good in everything…

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker…!

Live, Laugh, Love.

Keep calm and enjoy life.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Teachers Only Teach The Rules.. But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.

My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.

Life is journey. I am traveler.

Life must go on. 🙂

Never too busy to be happy. 🙂

People with status don’t need status.

Never give people permission to disrespect you.

life is simple if we are simple.

Dreams are just the brain’s Screen-savers.

Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.

A smile suits every kind of clothes.

Always trying to cool my self.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.

I’m pretty sure the whole ‘ladies first’ thing was created by a guy just to check out @ss.

They say: Don’t drink and drive. Well, yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a bad@ss.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.

DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE AND ACT SINGLE.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.

The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.

You’re already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.

Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep.

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

Had a really great ‘Night Out’ last night, according to my police report.

The road to success is always under construction.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Born to express not to impress.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

When I was born. Devil said, Oh Shit! Competition!

Sometimes It’s better to be alone.. No one can hurt you.

I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

I’m the dude with cool attitude

Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.

Silence is the best response to a fool.

A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.

It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

My life my rules. _|_

Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

Time is precious waste it wisely.

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Why to choose cool WhatsApp status?

I do not like borrowing anything from anyone. Believe me, if you would give me a kiss, I would give it back to you.

The simplicity of a girlfriend should be like Google, the moment you tell your problem, it should come up with hundreds of solutions.

Wasting time is an art.

Losers are the ones who prove that it’s difficult to be great.

Animals are better than humans. At least they are unaware about the concept of sin.

You just cannot get over with me. I shall acquire your mind if you hate me and heart if you love me.

My pillow covers are the best hair stylist in the world. Believe me, I get a new look every morning I wake up.

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Cool Attitude Status

जलने लगा है जमाना सारा …… क्योंकि चलने लगा है नाम हमारा

मेरे शहर में नहीं चलेगा तेरा ड्रामा ….. यहाँ मैं इतना famous हूँ जितना America में Obama

मैं लोगों की तरह मिलावट नहीं करता , मोहब्बत हो या नफरत जो भी करता हूँ 100% करता हूँ

देख मेरे जूते भी तेरी नियत से ज्यादा साफ़ है

कुछ ही देर की खामोशी है…. फिर कानों में शोर आएगा…तुम्हारा तो सिर्फ वक्त है…. हमारा दौर आएगा..

एक दिन अपनी भी Entry शेर जैसी होगी ..जब शोर कम और खौफ ज्यादा होगा

दहशत हो तो शेर जैसी वरना खौफ तो गली के कुत्ते भी पैदा कर देते है

डरे हुए लोग अकसर अल्फ़ाज़ों के पीछे छुपते हैं

अब हम दुश्मनी निभाएंगे मगर… प्यार से

आजकल लोग अपना ज्यादातर समय अनजान लोगों को impress करने में और अपनों को ignore करने में निकाल देते हैं

  तेरी अपनी thinking, तेरे अपने thoughts, मैं ना बदलूँगी, तू चाहे जो मर्ज़ी सोच

लोग अपनी औकात दिखा ही देते है चाहे जितनी मर्जी शिद्दत से रिश्ते निभा लो

हम वो है जो कभी नहीं सुधरेंगे,या तो BLOCK कीजिए या बर्दाश्त कीजिए

ना पेशी होगी, न गवाह होगा, अब जो भी हमसे उलझेगा बस सीधा तबाह होगा

दोस्त को दौलत की निगाह से मत देखो वफा करने वाले दोस्त अक्सर गरीब हुआ करते हैं !!

कुंडली में Shani , मन में Money और हम से Dushmani तीनों हानीकारक है..

देर से बोला गया सच कभी-कभी झूठ के बराबर हो जाता है।

एक सफ़र ऐसा भी होता है दोस्तों….जिसमें पैर नहीं  दिल थक जाता है..

कुछ रिशते ऐसे होते हैं..जिनको जोड़ते जोड़ते इन्सान खुद टूट जाता है।

किसी को कुछ देने के लिए.. हैसियत नही..नीयत चाहिए..!!

उड़ा देती है नींदे कुछ जिम्मेदारियां घर की.. रात में जागने वाला हर शख्श आशिक नहीं होता..

क्या अजीब सी ज़िद है हम दोनो की, तेरी मुझसे जुदा होने की, और मेरी तेरे पीछे तबाह होने की ,,

मैं भिखारी भी बन जाऊँगा तेरे लिए पर कोई मेरी झोली में, डाले तो तुझे ….

जो कभी लिपट जाया करती थी बादलों के गरजने पर वो आज, बादलों से भी ज्यादा गरजती है,,,

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